Friends Only

[madamedeficit]

-Many people friend this journal expecting a glass of water and are surprised when they get straight vodka.

-I don't censor myself.  You will not be the exception to this rule.
-This is an extremely personal space and as such, I am selective in who I add. 
-I have had my trust violated in the past, and will not respond kindly to this happening again.
-What happens on LiveJournal stays on LiveJournal.

If you are willing to meet the above conditions, please comment on this entry telling me a bit about yourself, where you found me, and why you'd like to be friends. 

Comments

[black-sonnet.livejournal.com]

Commented <3

[scowlotica.livejournal.com]

I dont really use my lj to write in anymore, but I enjoyed reading yours.

jo x

[kx48.livejournal.com]

Aye.

[reginaclarejane.livejournal.com]

i've added you... :)
x

[grown-fairytale.livejournal.com]

I'd like to follow you on your journey if you'll have me.

[angel-clown.livejournal.com]

Is this a new LJ I see before me? Come, let me clutch thee.

[http://users.livejournal.com/hazey_/]

Hi! I would like to continue following your journey. I know I don't comment often but I always read your posts.

[call-me-pansy.livejournal.com]

Hello there! ^_^

[romanticpanda.livejournal.com]

I've only used this thing once but I reckon I might need some rant space too.
And I can't very well rant on my own :)

[vam-kitty.livejournal.com]

Hey, I hope you don't mind me adding you, I'm Pips little sister Sam :)

x

[colormonochrome.livejournal.com]

i am so sorry it took me so long to add you!!!! i've had crappy internet access and haven't checked LJ in almost a month....LOL. just wanted you to know that i definitely want to be friends and i added you as soon as i found out. ^_^

[madman101.livejournal.com]

added - i'm an american idiot

[zombiedisco101.livejournal.com]

- application for lj friendship
- 1) sex - yes, we think it is a good thing that cannot be done to excess, which is why there are always vacancies on our hand-sex-buddy list
- 2) age - sometimes it can make things better (wine, cheese, monty python's flying circus, dum-dum-dum-te-dum-splat); sometimes it can make things worse (liver spots the size flying saucers, that can actually fly in low earth orbit; look out, kids!!!)
- 3) political POV - left of everything and everyone, except Thornton Hilderbrew, the beer-man with a heart of brown-gold
- 4) personal record for most multiple-orgasms achieved, without the help of pharmaceuticals - 1 (don't laugh at this; this is sad, you slut)
- 5) reason why you want to be friends - no clue
- 6) reason why you have no clue - genetic deformity; born without the "clue" gene
- 7) references - a) Emma at hang_ten_boob_meat dot com; b) Friends of Ducky Roberts, in East Bornham on the Fly Spec Tatterling Fargo Fargo Trump; c) the guy who sells hot dogs on the NE corner of Lexington and 57th Street, on Tuesdays or Thursdays, on other days he won't have a clue who we are
- 8) do you have clitoral envy - sure, who doesn't
- 9) favorite color - fleshy nubbins
- 10) nickname we can call you without fear of retribution - "studman to the stars"
- 11) which stars - a) noredlicon 3752, in the constellation Azusis Rastia, b) and her sister
- 12) ever been in a threesome - too many times to count, what with base-three math being more difficult than finding the thread that will unravel Heather Loopum's "sacred" panties
- 13) do boys' drawers get wet - does a bear poop in the woods
- 14) aren't bears potty-trained in America - America now ranks 37th in the world, in potty-training
- 15) why do you think any of this is funny - we don't; we take applications seriously; we take live-journal seriously; and, when they undress, close their eyes and hold their breath, we take girls seriously

- APPLICANTEE: When we will know if we've been selected.
- APPLICANTOR: Hold you're breath and count to ten, as many times as it takes.
- APPLICANTEE: Cool.

[dil-em-ma.livejournal.com]

Commenty commenty comment....

I'm a bit behind the times.

xxx

[banhe.livejournal.com]

Hi! Having one of my now-rare passes through LJ and thought I'd add you, if you're good with that! No problem if not.

[mcmurphy79.livejournal.com]

hello suddenly wondered where you are and realised I miss something ie journal change. Hope you're ok

[littlblackghost.livejournal.com]

Hey luv, it's Pip :) Add me!
x

[pandaaa.livejournal.com]

maybe we could give being friends a shot?

[realrealgone.livejournal.com]

hello there ! I've seen you over on noting_nothing's journal - and notice that we also have drusillamac (Laura) as a mutual friend. Both have met me in person several times (n_n - Vix - is someone I consider a personal friend) and I'm sure they could both vouch for my bad... sorry, GOOD character ;o) we also have at least 3 great interests in common. and have a vacancy for another LJ friend (I like number geekery) and you are the best candidate so far!! And your profile really appeals. I am also an English Lit major and am also interested in similar things (including Victorian novels). And my girlfriend's second-favourite film is Eternal Sunshine. I am a chap. Thirty-cough. I don't update so much at the moment, but hope to get going again. But I do comment frequently !

[mindyourfinds.livejournal.com]

hey saw u on cara's journal and u seem chill, can i add you lady? <3

[elephant-ears.livejournal.com]

Hey, I added you, hope that is alright.

[kaceyjane.livejournal.com]

i found you on mindyourfind's livejournal f-list. i am a 21 year old SAHM of one human, two bunnies, three snakes, one tarantula, two foster kitties and one loving 26yr old bubby/fiance Joshy.

*licks glitter and smushes face on your door*

pwease be my new fiend <3

[unabridgedone.livejournal.com]

Hello! I saw that you commented on some of reginaclarejane's poetry, and I liked what you said so I did some moseying on your profile page. I am very much a feminist as well, and a literature student to boot. Friends?

[neurorotica.livejournal.com]

Found you on add_me. I think you seem very interesting, and I absolutely love your taste in movies!

I seen your post...

[mikesmaddie.livejournal.com]

...on the 'Add Me' community on here.

And so if it's all right, then I would like to add you.

God bless and take care. Bye, :)!
Olga/Maddie

[surreal-spirit.livejournal.com]

Saw you on the add me and you seem down to earth - I am also a picky adder of random friends so I can understand your caution.

Your terms and conditions are fine by me and, honestly, you can always delete me if I don't pass your standards.

About me? I play guitar, I read journals, I want world peace for christmas and life is the weirdest thing I've ever done!

[lolitawork.livejournal.com]

Hi, I found you via the friending frenzy on... somewhere. You seem really nice and interesting (nice use of banal adjectives there, Nana, but please deal with me ok?) so I friended you ^^

x N

[crowleftmurder.livejournal.com]

Hai there. <3 It's Charlii. Long story, new LJ, some shit offline people found my old one, didn't feel safe there anymore. Lots of love. xx