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madamedeficit ([personal profile] madamedeficit) wrote2030-05-08 06:58 pm

Friends Only

-Many people friend this journal expecting a glass of water and are surprised when they get straight vodka.
-I don't censor myself.  You will not be the exception to this rule.
-This is an extremely personal space and as such, I am selective in who I add. 
-I have had my trust violated in the past, and will not respond kindly to this happening again.
-What happens on LiveJournal stays on LiveJournal.

If you are willing to meet the above conditions, please comment on this entry telling me a bit about yourself, where you found me, and why you'd like to be friends. 

[identity profile] 2010-05-08 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Commented <3

[identity profile] 2010-05-08 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
hehe, already added you dear, I took for granted you'd still want to be my friend. :P <3

[identity profile] 2010-05-08 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
ohhohohohoho *speshul*

[identity profile] 2010-05-08 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I dont really use my lj to write in anymore, but I enjoyed reading yours.

jo x

[identity profile] 2010-05-09 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
^ This as well.

[identity profile] 2010-05-08 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] 2010-05-08 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
i've added you... :)

[identity profile] 2010-05-09 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like to follow you on your journey if you'll have me.

[identity profile] 2010-05-09 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this a new LJ I see before me? Come, let me clutch thee.

[identity profile] 2010-05-11 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Hi! I would like to continue following your journey. I know I don't comment often but I always read your posts.

[identity profile] 2010-05-15 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello there! ^_^

[identity profile] 2010-05-17 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I've only used this thing once but I reckon I might need some rant space too.
And I can't very well rant on my own :)

[identity profile] 2010-05-17 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent! You are always welcome to share in my rants. :)

[identity profile] 2010-05-17 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I hope you don't mind me adding you, I'm Pips little sister Sam :)


[identity profile] 2010-05-19 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
i am so sorry it took me so long to add you!!!! i've had crappy internet access and haven't checked LJ in almost a month....LOL. just wanted you to know that i definitely want to be friends and i added you as soon as i found out. ^_^

[identity profile] 2010-05-19 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
hehe, that's no problem. Thanks for adding me! :D x

[identity profile] 2010-05-29 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
added - i'm an american idiot

[identity profile] 2010-05-29 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
- application for lj friendship
- 1) sex - yes, we think it is a good thing that cannot be done to excess, which is why there are always vacancies on our hand-sex-buddy list
- 2) age - sometimes it can make things better (wine, cheese, monty python's flying circus, dum-dum-dum-te-dum-splat); sometimes it can make things worse (liver spots the size flying saucers, that can actually fly in low earth orbit; look out, kids!!!)
- 3) political POV - left of everything and everyone, except Thornton Hilderbrew, the beer-man with a heart of brown-gold
- 4) personal record for most multiple-orgasms achieved, without the help of pharmaceuticals - 1 (don't laugh at this; this is sad, you slut)
- 5) reason why you want to be friends - no clue
- 6) reason why you have no clue - genetic deformity; born without the "clue" gene
- 7) references - a) Emma at hang_ten_boob_meat dot com; b) Friends of Ducky Roberts, in East Bornham on the Fly Spec Tatterling Fargo Fargo Trump; c) the guy who sells hot dogs on the NE corner of Lexington and 57th Street, on Tuesdays or Thursdays, on other days he won't have a clue who we are
- 8) do you have clitoral envy - sure, who doesn't
- 9) favorite color - fleshy nubbins
- 10) nickname we can call you without fear of retribution - "studman to the stars"
- 11) which stars - a) noredlicon 3752, in the constellation Azusis Rastia, b) and her sister
- 12) ever been in a threesome - too many times to count, what with base-three math being more difficult than finding the thread that will unravel Heather Loopum's "sacred" panties
- 13) do boys' drawers get wet - does a bear poop in the woods
- 14) aren't bears potty-trained in America - America now ranks 37th in the world, in potty-training
- 15) why do you think any of this is funny - we don't; we take applications seriously; we take live-journal seriously; and, when they undress, close their eyes and hold their breath, we take girls seriously

- APPLICANTEE: When we will know if we've been selected.
- APPLICANTOR: Hold you're breath and count to ten, as many times as it takes.

[identity profile] 2011-01-09 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you may have already been informed to this, but you must have your full birthdate listed in your profile to be accepted in [ profile] bleedingbeauty_.

[identity profile] 2010-06-08 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Commenty commenty comment....

I'm a bit behind the times.

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[identity profile] 2010-07-19 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi, added you. There's no way to transfer paid time, I've looked into it before. :(

[identity profile] 2010-07-20 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Hi! Having one of my now-rare passes through LJ and thought I'd add you, if you're good with that! No problem if not.

[identity profile] 2010-07-20 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hey. Of course I'm okay with that. I added you to my uber filter. :P

[identity profile] 2010-07-21 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! :)

[identity profile] 2010-08-11 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
hello suddenly wondered where you are and realised I miss something ie journal change. Hope you're ok

[identity profile] 2010-08-12 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I wondered what had happened to you. :P LOL, good luck catching up with the soap opera that is my life. :P xxx

[identity profile] 2010-09-03 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey luv, it's Pip :) Add me!

[identity profile] 2010-09-21 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe we could give being friends a shot?

[identity profile] 2010-10-14 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
hello there ! I've seen you over on noting_nothing's journal - and notice that we also have drusillamac (Laura) as a mutual friend. Both have met me in person several times (n_n - Vix - is someone I consider a personal friend) and I'm sure they could both vouch for my bad... sorry, GOOD character ;o) we also have at least 3 great interests in common. and have a vacancy for another LJ friend (I like number geekery) and you are the best candidate so far!! And your profile really appeals. I am also an English Lit major and am also interested in similar things (including Victorian novels). And my girlfriend's second-favourite film is Eternal Sunshine. I am a chap. Thirty-cough. I don't update so much at the moment, but hope to get going again. But I do comment frequently !

[identity profile] 2010-10-14 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent - you sound like an interesting person to have as a friend. Adding you now. :) x

[identity profile] 2010-11-17 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
hey saw u on cara's journal and u seem chill, can i add you lady? <3

[identity profile] 2010-12-04 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I added you, hope that is alright.

[identity profile] 2010-12-29 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
i found you on mindyourfind's livejournal f-list. i am a 21 year old SAHM of one human, two bunnies, three snakes, one tarantula, two foster kitties and one loving 26yr old bubby/fiance Joshy.

*licks glitter and smushes face on your door*

pwease be my new fiend <3
Edited 2010-12-29 18:48 (UTC)

[identity profile] 2010-12-30 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Okies. I just had a dumb moment where I added you from my boyfriend's account by mistake. I do this sometimes cause he's shit at remembering to logout. Ignore the friends request from the random you don't know!

[identity profile] 2011-01-06 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello! I saw that you commented on some of reginaclarejane's poetry, and I liked what you said so I did some moseying on your profile page. I am very much a feminist as well, and a literature student to boot. Friends?

[identity profile] 2011-01-07 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds perfect. Friends. :)

[identity profile] 2011-02-07 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Found you on add_me. I think you seem very interesting, and I absolutely love your taste in movies!

I seen your post...

[identity profile] 2011-02-07 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
...on the 'Add Me' community on here.

And so if it's all right, then I would like to add you.

God bless and take care. Bye, :)!

[identity profile] 2011-02-11 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Saw you on the add me and you seem down to earth - I am also a picky adder of random friends so I can understand your caution.

Your terms and conditions are fine by me and, honestly, you can always delete me if I don't pass your standards.

About me? I play guitar, I read journals, I want world peace for christmas and life is the weirdest thing I've ever done!

[identity profile] 2011-02-21 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hi, I found you via the friending frenzy on... somewhere. You seem really nice and interesting (nice use of banal adjectives there, Nana, but please deal with me ok?) so I friended you ^^

x N

[identity profile] 2011-07-21 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Hai there. <3 It's Charlii. Long story, new LJ, some shit offline people found my old one, didn't feel safe there anymore. Lots of love. xx

[identity profile] 2011-07-21 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi. Know the feeling - I had a similar issue way back when. Adding you. :) x