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madamedeficit) wrote2030-05-08 06:58 pm
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-Many people friend this journal expecting a glass of water and are surprised when they get straight vodka.
-I don't censor myself. You will not be the exception to this rule.
-This is an extremely personal space and as such, I am selective in who I add.
-I have had my trust violated in the past, and will not respond kindly to this happening again.
-What happens on LiveJournal stays on LiveJournal.
If you are willing to meet the above conditions, please comment on this entry telling me a bit about yourself, where you found me, and why you'd like to be friends.
-This is an extremely personal space and as such, I am selective in who I add.
-I have had my trust violated in the past, and will not respond kindly to this happening again.
-What happens on LiveJournal stays on LiveJournal.
If you are willing to meet the above conditions, please comment on this entry telling me a bit about yourself, where you found me, and why you'd like to be friends.
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And I can't very well rant on my own :)
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- 1) sex - yes, we think it is a good thing that cannot be done to excess, which is why there are always vacancies on our hand-sex-buddy list
- 2) age - sometimes it can make things better (wine, cheese, monty python's flying circus, dum-dum-dum-te-dum-splat); sometimes it can make things worse (liver spots the size flying saucers, that can actually fly in low earth orbit; look out, kids!!!)
- 3) political POV - left of everything and everyone, except Thornton Hilderbrew, the beer-man with a heart of brown-gold
- 4) personal record for most multiple-orgasms achieved, without the help of pharmaceuticals - 1 (don't laugh at this; this is sad, you slut)
- 5) reason why you want to be friends - no clue
- 6) reason why you have no clue - genetic deformity; born without the "clue" gene
- 7) references - a) Emma at hang_ten_boob_meat dot com; b) Friends of Ducky Roberts, in East Bornham on the Fly Spec Tatterling Fargo Fargo Trump; c) the guy who sells hot dogs on the NE corner of Lexington and 57th Street, on Tuesdays or Thursdays, on other days he won't have a clue who we are
- 8) do you have clitoral envy - sure, who doesn't
- 9) favorite color - fleshy nubbins
- 10) nickname we can call you without fear of retribution - "studman to the stars"
- 11) which stars - a) noredlicon 3752, in the constellation Azusis Rastia, b) and her sister
- 12) ever been in a threesome - too many times to count, what with base-three math being more difficult than finding the thread that will unravel Heather Loopum's "sacred" panties
- 13) do boys' drawers get wet - does a bear poop in the woods
- 14) aren't bears potty-trained in America - America now ranks 37th in the world, in potty-training
- 15) why do you think any of this is funny - we don't; we take applications seriously; we take live-journal seriously; and, when they undress, close their eyes and hold their breath, we take girls seriously
- APPLICANTEE: When we will know if we've been selected.
- APPLICANTOR: Hold you're breath and count to ten, as many times as it takes.
- APPLICANTEE: Cool.
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I'm a bit behind the times.
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*licks glitter and smushes face on your door*
pwease be my new fiend <3
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I seen your post...
And so if it's all right, then I would like to add you.
God bless and take care. Bye, :)!
Olga/Maddie
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Your terms and conditions are fine by me and, honestly, you can always delete me if I don't pass your standards.
About me? I play guitar, I read journals, I want world peace for christmas and life is the weirdest thing I've ever done!
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